You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning by Celia Rivenbark

🐚 USE – These shells are perfect for jewelry, rings, small office supplies, spare change, a paper weight, small trinket dish, place card setting, wedding favor, bridal gift, engagement gift, bridesmaid gift, bridal shower, hostess gift, housewarming gift, baby shower, salt dish, coastal beach décor, nightstand décor, or just display as is. Every shell is hand selected to ensure quality and beauty for each design. We have personally shucked, enjoyed and then have cleaned and decorated each of these shells. 🐚 These beautiful oyster shells come from the shores of Connecticut. Handcrafted Oyster Shell – Ring Dish, Jewelry Dish, Small Trinket Dish, Wedding Favor, Bridal Gift, Bridesmaid Gift, Engagement Gift, Place Card Setting, Hostess Gift, Coastal Beach Décor, Nightstand Décor. She lives in Wilmington, North Carolina.“You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning.” ~ Celia Rivenbark famous quote She writes a weekly, nationally syndicated humor column for the Myrtle Beach Sun News. She started out writing for her hometown paper. Born and raised in Duplin County, North Carolina, Rivenbark grew up in a small house with a red barn out back that was populated by a couple of dozen lanky and unvaccinated cats. We're Just Like You, Only Prettier won a Southern Independent Booksellers Alliance (SIBA) Book Award for nonfiction and was a finalist for the James Thurber Prize for American Humor. 'Rivenbark's latest outing is a fantastic book that will keep you laughing at the minutiae of the world outside while giving you time to reflect on your own life.' - Book Reporter '.one of those books that makes you laugh out loud and possibly even snort soda through your nose!' - Booking MamaĬelia Rivenbark is the author of the award-winning bestsellers Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank Bless Your Heart, Tramp and Belle Weather.

Topics include such gems as: - Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate - How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life - Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering - Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that? - Get yer Wassail on: It's carolin' time - Airlines serving up one hot mess - Action figure Jesus - Why Clay Aiken ain't marrying your glandular daughter - And much more! Complete with a treasure trove of Celia's genuine southern recipes, You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.

About the Book From the author of the bestselling classics 'We're Just Like You, Only Prettier,' and 'Bless Your Heart, Tramp,' comes a collection of essays covering a variety of hilarious topics.įrom the author of the bestselling classics We're Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose.

You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning by Celia Rivenbark